For Apryl, so she can touch her vagina to them :)
P.S I am mashed off my face in the last one- DEMON EYES!!
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Note to self: Stop. This is stupid, so just stop.
The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys
Oh gosh, just click it and look.
XDD This is fucking hilarious
Did you manage to find what you were after though? ;D
For more fun http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended
Just cant get enough can you! ;)
Omg… VAGINA IN A CAN? Ahahahaahahaha
The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys
Oh gosh, just click it and look.
XDD This is fucking hilarious
Did you manage to find what you were after though? ;D
Day 7: What makes you happy.
A good book, cuddles, orgasms, Dr Pepper, Hello Kitty, comfy pajamas, classical music, helping people (but I suck at it), weed, animals, Studio Ghibli, things that have cute faces on them, Tapiers, black and white movies, candles, the smell of wood shavings- NOT cut fucking grass, old buildings, tea, raspberries (the fruit and the insult), rain, people who sing in the street, getting piercings, taking photographs, looking at other peoples photographs, bubble baths, pretend sword fights, snow, property programmes, rollercoasters, kisses on the nose, making lists, buying new stationary, the countryside.
I’m so late with this one and it was so. fucking. hard.
I knew it would be which is why I left it for so long. Hopefully I can get on with the rest of the challenge now XD
Fuck me I go off on a tangent sometimes. That post was supposed to be about last night ffs.
It sort of was, but yeah. I’m terrible at getting my point across.
I was talking about male friendships there, I have a slightly different view on female relationships.
A lot of girls when I was growing up used me as their ‘experiment’ to figure out if they were gay, so I spent the majority of my time when I meet a girl figuring out what her orientation is. If they’re bi or gay I find that I want to get closer to them, if they’re straight I find that I don’t really trust them. Most of my close female friends (that I lost recently) are bisexual, and I have been with them sexually in some form.
I don’t know why this is.
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FUCK OFF.
Friendship.
… Something that I find incredibly tricky.
Whenever I meet someone new, who’s like me (dysfunctional in one way or another), I pretty much don’t know which way is up or down. I feel so many things all at once, and I don’t know what I feel more strongly about;
There’s the joy that I’ve found someone I can relate to, the fear that I’ll say or do something to fuck it up and they’ll leave me, nervousness that I look stupid, paranoia that they like other people more, excitement because things could turn sexual (which most of the time in the past my relationships have), and dread that I’m putting all my trust in the wrong person, and they will betray me.
Basically, I’m a mess when I start something new. There’s no stability available until I’ve figured out a motive. Everybody has one, it’s just a question of finding out what it is. If I cant find out I will assume it’s sex… fuck it, what I am saying? I always assume it’s sex.
I may be a funny looking lass but before I lost weight I had humongous tits, which basically meant to most men it didn’t matter what my face looked like. I’d get a lot of attention and did a lot of things that I regret (I’ll make another post about this) just for the sake of needing to feel wanted. It fucked up my view of men and exactly what they would want me for. I find it extremely difficult these days to believe that a man would want me for my personality and not just to get under my clothes.
Another shit thing is whenever I get into anything new I immediately drop everything else. There’s only room for about one or two people who can be really close to me, and it’s like everything and everyone else just gets forgotten about. I don’t mean for it to happen but it just does. I envy the people who can successfully devote themselves to several people.
I’m trying to trust more, to accept that people may actually like me or find me interesting, and that there are genuine men that don’t just want to fuck. It’s hard though.
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